I cockslap morals
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
