We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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