quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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