So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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