I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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