i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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