what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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