So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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