i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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