Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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