Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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