If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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