You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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