I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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