What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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