i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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