doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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