Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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