Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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