some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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