She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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