It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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