I think scott just propositioned me for sex
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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