I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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