im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
