dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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