so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
porn star boner night. come get it.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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