bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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