sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Non-Jews are for practice
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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