yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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