I seem to have left my pride at pride
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
