He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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