How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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