He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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