Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I am available for nakedness
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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