You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Randomize
