I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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