how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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