her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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