i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
