puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
they call him Oral-B. enough said
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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