doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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