(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Sorry my hands just texted you
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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