I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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