dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
