just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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