i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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