and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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