I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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