She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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